A thirty - something year old F G2P2 MD presenting a case for the advanced maternal age female physician, desperately yearning for recognition as more than a vessel for new life forms. PMH includes graduation from UCLA undergrad, UCSD Med School, UCSD Residency in EM with a clear Southern California OCD for year round sunshine and flip flops on days off from work. Current HPI includes work as a full time EM Physician at St John's Hospital, a concierge hospital for patients who feel a need to eat the second they arrive in our Emergency Department, and a full time Mommy of 2 under the age of 4.